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Quora: What makes a man decide to marry?

Quora问题:是什么让一个男人决定结婚的? 

投票最多的回答 by Ellen Vrana 

I'm not a man, so I asked one:

我不是男人,所以我问了一个: 

Me: Husband, what made you marry?

我:老公啊,是什么让你决定要结婚的啊? 

Husband: Which time?

老公:哪次? 

Me: What do you mean which time? You've only been married once.

我:什么哪次?你就只结过一次。 

Husband: That you know of

老公:嗯,你只知道一次罢了 

Me: Knock it off.  This is serious, this is for Quora.

我:得了。很严肃的问你这个问题,这是为Quora问的。(注:Quora是最著名的问答网站) 

Husband: Why, does she want to marry me too?

老公:怎么了?她想嫁给我嘛? 

Me: Quora certainly does not want to marry you.

我:Quora肯定不会想嫁给你。 

Husband: Well I don't want to marry her either.  

老公:好吧,我也不想娶她啊。 

Me: Fine.  You're not going to marry Quora. So what did make you marry?

我:好了。你不会娶Quora的。那么你当时是怎么决定要结婚的? 

Husband: You know why.

老公:你知道我为什么要结婚啊。 

Me: I know I think I know why, but maybe I was wrong.

我:我可能知道为什么,但是也许我想的不对啊。 

Husband: No one else would have me.

老公:因为没有人要我。 

Me:  That's what I thought.

我:当时我也是这么觉得的。 

Husband: No one else would have you either.

老公:也没有人要你。 

Me:  Quora didn't ask about that.  

我:Quora可没有问我为什么要结婚。 

Husband: We're perfect because no one else would put up with either of us.

老公:我们是完美的一对因为再没有任何其他人能容忍我或者你。 

Me: Well that's for damn sure.

我:绝对啊。 

5 min later.

五分钟后。 

Husband: Who is Cora?  Is that your friend from home?  I thought all your home friends were already married.

老公:谁是Cora(Quora谐音)? 那是你家那边的朋友吗?我以为你所有家那边的朋友都结婚了啊。